Sign of the Times

OK, enough of the "pretty" pictures. This isn't a tourism blog, it's a blog about the experience of an American family in Viterbo. Let's get back to signs and other things I find funny on the streets.

Beware of Dog...

Beware of Man!

This sign was outside a pet adoption agency for mistreated animals.

"I wait here" -- clever latches to hook up your dog by his leash

No, they weren't handing out joints at the stop, despite it being called the "Joy Bus"

If this poster doesn't scare you into signing up for their zumba class, I don't know what will.

Besides, eating all those McDonald's burgers will destroy your liver and ruin the view!

(did you notice they created the verb "boycott" in Italian?)

Got it?

and none of those fatty hotdogs either!

And while we're in the mood to tell what to do and what not to do....

Please don't pee on the floor and don't wear revealing clothes at church

And as for writing on the walls, just say "No!"

    

"Write to me on Facebook, write to me on paper, but I really don't want you to write to me on the wall."

"Thanks for the good wishes, but don't write on the walls."

I thought it was very progressive of them to have a cafe just for transvestites in the small town of Sperlonga...

"My Mother-in-Law"

Much nicer than the fluorescent sign on top of the pizza delivery car.

Why indeed!