More T-Shirts (and in some cases, free advice)

Honestly, I could just do a blog on random English phrases seen in Viterbo. But the t-shirts are so funny to me because of how many people wear them (from 9 to 90-year-olds) without the slightest idea of what they say. Or maybe they do know and don't care? Is it like when you swear in a foreign language and it doesn't seem to hold the same shock value to you as to the local listening?

I like big diamonds. (Who doesn't?)                          I don't like you.

 

Illusion is the first of all pleasures.       Italians do it better in the kitchen

 


F**K Project (I wonder what that is?)          All my desires

Oh shit it's Monday                                      (and yet) it's always easier than it seems

Right now baby                                                            Sorry Mom

      I love. I have loved. I will love                  Stay gold (huh?)
 Street & Urban Look (does it really count if you have to say it?)   We're up all night to get lucky